I bet I watched more horror movies between my 17th and 25th than you in your entire life! I don't know why, it's a gruesome and fascinating genre, suffering from everything from low budgets, bad directing and bad acting to overproduction, over ambition and overacting! Anyway, the zombies came and never went away. This is just an avatar design for my then online appearance. WraaaaaAah!
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